Murdering, [redacted]-crazed, substance-abusing puppets
In our TBR pile for that hour before iftar:
Murdering, [redacted]-crazed, substance-abusing puppets have not pleased the creators of Sesame Street, who have filed a lawsuit against STX Entertainment over how the latter is promoting The Happytime Murders. The summertime comedy stars Melissa McCarthy and a cast of raunchy, [redacted]-hungry, violent puppets. At issue: The marketing line “No sesame. All street.”
The production company boss’ best line: “You know in your hearts, when Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy go home at night and there are no cameras around and no children, it’s filthy.” Better still: The director is the son of the late Jim Henson, whose DNA runs deep through this thing, due in theatres on 17 August 2018.
(If you’re particularly literal about fasting, you’ll want to save this for after iftar):
You can catch the (definitely R-rated) trailer here (watch, runtime: 2:37). Make sure the kiddies or your underage siblings aren’t within earshot. If the 1980s oeuvre of Mr. Eddie Murphy — or the slapstick comedies of that era —make you laugh, this movie is for you. (You’ll need to tap / click to confirm you’re over the age of 18 to watch they trailer, but it’s worth it. We’re still laughing heading into dispatch time.)
Not your cup of tea? Plan your summer movie watching with the New York Times’ rundown of 2018 summer movies.
Food for thought: Born in the 1980s? Be thankful it was here and not in the United States. While people born in the 1960s and 1970s are “not doing too great in terms of wealth,” it’s worse for “older millennials” born in the US between 1980 and 1989, Esquire writes. Why? Blame the housing market: “When the housing bubble burst, older generations of home owners were hit hard, but as real estate regains value post-Great Recession, they’ve been able to make up for some of those losses. But many of these ’80s kids went into the recession, and its aftermath up to 2016, without owning homes. Their debt instead comes in the form of student loans, auto loans, and credit card debt, all assets that have not ‘appreciated rapidly during the last few years—such as stocks and real estate,’ the Fed explains.” By contrast, the 1980s onward have largely been decades of wealth formation for Egypt’s upper middle class, and with our national mania for investing in real estate…