The sea was angry that day, my friends: Apparently Egypt’s environment minister met on Tuesday with a number of officials to put together a plan to bury a sperm whale that washed up on the Matrouh shore two days ago, Ahram Online writes. Apparently they’re also looking into moving the skeleton to Wadi El Hitan, which is a UNESCO World Heritage Site, we remind you, for that fact that it plays host to hundreds of fossils of some of the earliest forms of whale. No one at our offices has a single clue why we’ve decided to place this whale’s remains there. It’s too bad George Costanza wasn’t around to save the day (run time 2:36) before the whale met its maker, it would have saved us a lot of brainpower and confusion.