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Three people given no names stuck in one place for 36 hours — what could go wrong? Windfall, a thriller on Netflix, tells the story of an average Joe (Nobody) who breaks into a vacation home owned by an arrogant b’naire (CEO) and his wife (just named Wife). After a brief stint of living the life of a tech b’naire in the empty house as he’s robbing it, Nobody (played by Jason Segel) gets caught by CEO (Jesse Plemons) and Wife (Lily Collins) at the last minute. Nobody doesn’t want to hurt CEO or Wife, but doesn’t want them to turn him in either — and so begins a process of negotiation as the character-driven thriller tracks their hopes for survival and success, while uncovering secrets within the trio.

⚽ We sadly have no football games to keep us occupied this evening — but they’ll make a comeback over the weekend, starting with Zamalek’s last game in the CAF Champions League group stage tomorrow at 6pm against Angola's Sagrada Esperança. The Egyptian club’s exit from the tournament is a foregone conclusion after it ranked third in its group.

Moving to the UK, Liverpool kicks off matchweek 31 on Saturday against Watford at 2:30pm tomorrow, marking the return of European leagues and the end of the international break.

We’re also watching six other games in the English Premier League on Saturday, with five of them with a 4pm kickoff: Manchester City v Burnley, Chelsea v Brentford, Brighton v Norwich City, Leeds v Southampton, and Wolves v Aston Villa. We’ll be catching our breath for half an hour before the game between Manchester United and Leicester City kicks off at 6:30pm.

La Liga will also be making a return on Saturday, with leading Real Madrid v Celta Vigo at 6:30pm, and other games: Getafe v Mallorca at 2pm, Levante v Villarreal at 4:15pm, and Atletico Madrid v Alaves at 9pm.

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Sojo has great additions to both your iftar and sohour tables (if you like to go meats-heavy): Sausage and meat fans will hit the jackpot with Sojo, which offers a selection of homemade sausages that you can order to be delivered. The menu includes mini air dried chorizo sausages, Indian masala sausages, Thai sausages, German bratwurst sausages, loukaniko Greek sausages, Moroccan merguez sausages, and of course, oriental sausages. They also have a selection of sujuk and makanek, as well as different types of kofta: halaby, azmirily, and khashkhash. For the uninitiated: Every picture on Instagram comes with a description of the item and what it’s best served with.

???? OUT AND ABOUT-

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Egyptian reggae band Meshwar will be performing tonight at 7:30pm at El Sawy Culturewheel to mark their 11th anniversary.

In the mood for some laughs? Downtown’s Rawabet is bringing Squadra stand-up comedy, which brings seven rising comedians together at 8pm.

We’re all in for the tunes of El Set, but how would that be with the iconic Oum Kalthoum as a puppet? Get ready for all of that at El Sakia Puppet Theater tonight 6pm as Oum Kalthoum is brought to life with performances of Seret El Hob and Daret El Ayam.

Another impulse night is landing tonight at Cairo Jazz Club 610 at 8pm with producers: Fur Coat, Jonas Saalbach & Ashmawy. Cairo Jazz is also holding a Cabaret night at their Agouza branch at 9pm.

We’re on a shopping spree ahead of Ramadan, and we’re all too excited for Bazarna holding their Ramadan Pop-Up Market tomorrow at New Cairo’s Downtown from 11am to 11pm.

Jordanian underground band Autostrad are performing at Zamalek Theater at 7pm tomorrow to wrap up Zamalek’s Music Week.