The discussion of LGBTQ issues is part of the global conspiracy to destroy Egypt, El Watan’s Ahmed Refaat writes in a column that contains not one thread of sanity. He points to an array of culprits behind this disintegration of Egypt’s society, including the encroachment of Western culture, political chaos, and those pesky human rights laws. Refaat says that, while the state has taken some remedial actions over the past couple of days since the Mashrou’ Leila concert, the only way to properly confront this rainbow conspiracy is to impose a media blackout on the [LGBTQ community] as a whole until people just…forget it exists. All we can think of right now is Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.